Saturday, October 27, 2007
Lets take a moment an observe an American in their natural habitat
Deep breath in…deep breath out…ah there is nothing better than an empty electric socket and the smell of a fresh blank internet browser on my computer screen. I wonder who has just myspaced me or sent me a facebook message. I have to have both so that I can remind myself of how many friends I have and how good I look in every picture that I have posted of myself….myself….myself. I think that I need to put some gas in my hummer…you never know when you will have to tackle treacherous terrain. Now now what shall I have to drink. Coffee slave, oh pardon me, I mean Barista! I would like a double tall mocha chocolate latte with organic vanilla soy milk not too hot and not too cold in fact could you just blow on it for a couple of minutes I would like to be able to drink it at soon as it gets into my hand. What do you mean why? Why…the answer seems obvious….I am American of course.
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3 comments:
Michelle, when did you get a Hummer? Awesome!
I am not sure who you are el a font, but this blog was an American mocumentary based on a combination of unhealthy and instantaneously gratified decisions that our culture makes on a daily basis that affect the world, the people and ultimately ourselves. So...no I don't really own a hummer. I hope that my comment some how clears that up. Thank you for your comment though...it means that you took the time to read...which is something else that our culture seems to lack these days...the desire to pick up and finish reading material (magazines and brochures don't count).
The only thing they got out of that was that you had a hummer... hummmmmm.
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